That doesn’t even compare to frozen fried chicken with the bones in, which people did a *lot* back when microwave ovens were new and there weren’t a lot of frozen foods designed to be microwaved.
Now do “iOS keyboard features that you don’t use and how to hide them”. No, iOS, I do not want to turn on dictation. Stop popping up that alert when I’m aiming for a different key.
Yeah, there are bad bosses out there that see any pattern in sick days as a sign that you’re faking it. Never had one of those, but if I had they’d have suspected me: I had perfect attendance all the way up to junior high, and then had a very regular pattern of monthly backache days that didn’t go away until ibuprofen…
You can pry my vintage Better Homes and Gardens red-plaid binder-style cookbooks out of my cold dead hands, and there’s not even a picture on the cover. Especially the one where my grandmother added her own pages.
There’s an old saying in software development: “Fast, cheap, or good: pick two.” Sounds like this is the pizza equivalent.
No worries, ‘90s nostalgia will be kicking off any time now.
And the only website integration is with the coupon clipper. Want to make a list on a machine with a real keyboard? Forget it.
And that’s the kind of person the salt and pepper shakers are for, because they’ll also complain the most if it’s not there.
“Jude Law and Mads Mikkelson are exes waging a clandestine magical war to work out the baggage of their relationship,” and yet somehow, no one actually seems to give a shit?
There’s a subtle difference between “our choices make us who we are” and “our choices show who we are”. The latter can imply that “who we are” is set in stone, the first means we can grow and change. Guess which one JKR applied to Harry and every other kid whose future we knew as soon as that hat landed on their head.
“The brain gets the message, quickly releasing endorphins to mute the pain.”
Spider Robinson’s reaction to seeing a diagram of the rotating blade assembly of a zero G toilet: “Near as I can figure, the shit is supposed to hit the fan!”
OK, and how do you sort laundry that way?
Those of us who saw his videos on MTV (yes, the M stands for Music) and thought “that kid is going somewhere”.
“There is a well-documented history of frying pizza over there”
Hang out on reddit AITA for a while. Just this last week there were at least two so-called “friends” who ordered really expensive stuff because they expected their friends to split the check evenly or even pay for it all.
Instead you’re waiting in line while someone gets stuck in the “place item in baggage area”/”unexpected item in baggage area” loop.
Pretty sure mine took that long when it was new. Google says that’s in the typical range.
A very light coating of an oil-based condiment is useful as a vapor barrier to keep your bread from getting soggy. But if there’s enough that you can tell which one it is, you have too much.