“Same thing we do everyday, Pinky. Try to take over the world.”

Those would probably be much more useful categories. 

That’s why Rosebuds and chocolate macaroons have almost identical shapes to a Hershey’s Kiss.

The Stanford Theatre in Palo Alto was pulling in decent audiences to classic films pre-pandemic.

Did someone see Elon Musk’s space Tesla and say “I’ve really got to get that shot into a movie”?

A giant egg, and when it hatches, it’ll immediately lay a new moon-egg.

That’s also the IT dilemma: when it works, “why are we paying you?” And when it breaks, “why are we paying you?”

They also won’t be in a hurry to promote you.

I was just looking at their site recently and a basic white bulb is now $10, which is what I paid for non-smart ones when LEDs were new. But yeah, non-basic ones are expensive and the new things are coming in at the top end. I could use 5 smart dimmable candelabra lights, since the only other options are incandescent…

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2017/08/cleveland_man_drilled_holes_in.html?fbclid=IwAR1mSjLm34uq61XkvlzDyjeCxdz7Uq1B5zH96oHzVuNLJOjp0CW4Brm5zLk

Because we’re night people.

There was a lot of “good story, shame about the ending” at the time.

Cats was so bad, Corden actually had a neutral effect on it.

We knew Craig was leaving, that was sad but his choice. But we expected a replacement similarly off-beat and good at interacting with guests, and we got that generic suck-up instead.

Remember being around 10-12 and having a bunch of friends about your own age, and you’d all hang out together? And there was that one kid around age 7 who wanted to tag along even though he couldn’t keep up and ruined everything, but all the parents insisted that you had to let him? He’s that kid.

It does have one of the most memorable Ebert reviews.

They also have to listen. There’s a “making of Frozen 2" video where the feedback from one of the very first drafts was exactly the same as the complaints about the final movie. What’s worse, even the “making of” people don’t seem to have noticed.

Palo Alto’s Stanford Theatre runs Casablanca on a regular basis and it’s definitely worth seeing it with an audience.

I’ve always wondered if they ever got a goat farmer on there who totally wanted the joke goat.

When I was 5, way back when “mind if I smoke?” was not a question but a statement of intent, I amused my grandparents by saying “yes”. But they didn’t light up, and actually gave it up entirely around that time.