Stargate’s “Wormhole X-treme!”, a TV show based on the Stargate program by an amnesiac alien who thought he had a great imagination instead of a lot of suppressed memories. 

Her pet food brand is “Nutrish”. Every time I see it I want to tell her to use her grown-up words.

Parents don’t. People without kids do; it’s the “how do you do, fellow kids” for the toddler set.

Also it’s easy to slip a straw under your mask.

I didn’t have the sound on and I thought they were all Stewie Griffin lines.

Check out almond flour cakes like Reine de Saba. Definitely not sad.

When I spare a few seconds to apply logic to the lava games - they’ve got metal that can stand up to lava, but they’re getting emotional about the gold and jewels burning up?

Same here. I didn’t buy a Mini or a 12 because my original SE (not the cheap namesake) still works.

Not as long as there will still be people willing to put down a mere $15K for a franchise. You didn’t think they make their money off sandwiches, did you?

Or that California would. And it doesn’t even have avocado.

For the first time, I was glad for the random ad that pops up over the entire window. Usually it happens while I’m typing... ok, not this time.

But they like meetings, because they get to talk.

White is very common. Blame the people who wash the church linens.

And “frito pie” is the worst school lunch.

Is it still only three olive slices per sandwich?

Food Lion. I went to the first one to open in the Dallas area the first week it was open and the meat/fish department already smelled bad. The subsequent scandal did not surprise me.

Given the title, I was expecting this would be under The Onion.

I’ve seen better Flash animation done by amateurs just fooling around.

Also Looney Tunes: 1939's “Dog Gone Modern”, with the two dogs running afoul of an automated house.

Get a couple of silpat sheets instead of parchment paper, you can toss them in the dishwasher.