We didn't do it in the 80's, at least in my little district. Creeps me the fuck out to hear it today. And it's the lamest-sounding pledge you ever heard, too. You'd think they could have come up with something a little more cool-sounding.

Famke Janssen. Good God yes.

I was always partial to Tasha's "sister" in that one episode.

I'm only 49! I can still be an action hero and co-star with Dwyane Johnson!

The only non-movie Star Wars thing I ever engaged in was the old RPG. Well, that and KotoR.

Yeah, but he was supposed to be only the good parts! Not the racist scummy parts!

The story is 2000 years old, nearly. The time limit on spoilers can be vague, but if anything has crossed over, that's it.

This was a Star Wars thing most recently, right? With Luke going dark to figure out some damn fool thing?

They had a cool energy source, too. Could help with global warming.

"Be right back with more music and less Nessmann!!!"

I have some very, VERY bad news for your friend about Principal Rooney…

So, a variation of the "Ferris is really an awful human being, not a loveable little scamp" article that pops up from time to time?

Well played, sir.

Zootopia is fine. Zoophilia is what you need to be worried about.

I believe a friend of the court brief was filed in Klingon.

Star Trek: The New SlimShady

Because it was a bad trailer that made the movie look bad? I dunno, just spitballing here..

I heard it was an arrow…

In purple spandex?

Not mine. Now, get off my damn lawn.