Skin of Evil? Seriously?

Have you tried carrying a claymore in a concealed carry holster? It’s not easy.

Now if that had happened down here in Texas, you could have pulled your sword on the guy.

Seriously, I’m the first? No one else? Fine then:

Anyone who has ever been to a Renfaire in Texas knows this isn’t gonna change a thing. I wear three blades there and no one even looks up.

NO INCEST!!!

The burner account game activation code thing is spectacularly dumb. Does it actually prevent the wild creation of troll accounts? Because I don’t see the point otherwise. And no recovery ever? Weird. I mean, I decided to connect this to Google, so it’s no skin off my nose, but I can image it being a problem for…

I was going to say that at least this new look got rid of Great Job Internet, only to see one at the bottom of this article.

Is this thing on? {whacks at microphone}

You sir (or madam) are far too reasonable. I sentence you to burn at the stake!

"Where the Red Fern Grows". Our 6th grade teacher could not get through the bad part near the end without sobbing a ton.

It's a kind of ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKER for the emoji age.

I got fireballed once. I made my save. The rope I was climbing, on the other hand…

FF was a fun game.

I'm replaying it because the creator of the Willow mod has made a companion for this one. A little underwhelmed so far, but it's early yet. I haven't even started her main quest.

Not really, based strictly on the idea that the women in the cast are pretty smokin'. I mean, I watched _The Devil Wore Prada_ because I heard it was a good movie, but seeing Ann Hathaway in all those outfits wasn't exactly a chore, ya know?

Not many skin textures do well with dark colorings either, so I hear.

A substantial part of the fun is poking through the mods on the Nexus and picking out the ones you want.

I was in college during the time period. There was indeed opposition ("No blood for oil!)", some marches, drum circles in front of the White House, nasty Doonesbury cartoons, etc., but certainly not to the degree there was opposition to Bush 2's Iraq adventure (2 Bush 2 Iraq).

Yeah, but Cracker Barrel is pretty good for cheap fried food.