I'm quite certain they both intended it.

Trying to remember descriptions of the plot…was the kid even a newborn yet? Wasn't it actually still in the womb?

I was expecting a Lebowski reference here….

I bet Peter Jackson could direct the fuck out of that.

It's got a stealth nose!

I prefer "Clearasil Messiah" myself.

If its not marked off in 1/4" inch increments (at a minimum) its not much good for that anyway, so good for you.

Those diaries were SO funny…

You forgot to mention…

Nice, but wrong movie.

There are supposedly studies that show that as people age, their musical tastes start to constrict. At some point, you stop trying out new genres, then later you stop listening to new bands in those genres. Then you stop listening to new releases by your approved bands. I suppose if one got old enough you'd be…

Werf.

I always thought it was more of a DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNNNNN.

It was awesome. I also had the "rocket pod" thing. Or did he come with it? Can't remember. But it had all these cool plastic tubing hoses you could rearrange, and and…stuff.

I was too young to know why i was staring. But I WAS staring…Very confusing for an 8-9 year old.

I live in Texas and its possible. Well…in Austin, anyway. My sympathies, anyway.

Dude, you need a new gym.

I go to an exercise class where we lift weights to music, and I had to endure this once or twice a week for six weeks while doing chest presses. While its hardly starving in an African drought" bad, it's not fun.

Well, like I said its been a long time, but…vulgar photos? Vulgar? Who says vulgar these days?

It's been a looong time, but aside from that one guy pretending to be the girls boyfriend, they weren't that bad. The video cameras were there to show that as nerds, they were actually *better* at being horndogs than the AB's. The rest of the pranks were there to show, as the movies tag line went, "the odd get even."…