I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

When your driver arrives in the Bentley instead of the Maybach.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Not to mention having a close relationship with a teacher gives him a reason to hang around schools... :/

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

No you're supposed to question whether that's what actually happened because the cops are being shady as fuck about the details and evidence.

Star if you’re crippled with anxiety over the Democratic primary because of the bloodbath that was the 2008 election.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

WHAT? Are you mad? Are you seriously suggesting that the difference between black and white skin is comparable with the difference between black and white hair?

Then they need to quit their fucking jobs and find something else to do.

Well shootings are actually relatively rare compared to rejection (I would assume, though I don’t think stats on the number of rejections per day are readily available) so it’s probably safe to assume most men aren’t going to shoot someone over being rejected.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

According to the website of the place that sells them, “Curiosity Vessel by Lindsey Adelman is part of her “Dusk to Dawn” collection in which Adelman explores her dark side with a series of works influenced by 19th century ornamentation and natural phenomenon. Each vessel features a Hand blown clear glass bottles with…

How is a dog harness for your GoPro something that you get to ask for for your wedding?

What in tarnation is a “curiosity vessel”

WHATEVER HATERZ

That timing makes me wonder whether the announcement was an attempt to stop the annulment, i.e. a frantic Band-aid baby to save the relationship.

TMZ, in an attempt to clarify the situation, wrote:

Minor point (ER doctor here). CT scans do not diagnose concussions. They are used to rule-out more serious pathology, such as bleeding in the brain. Concussion is a clinical diagnoses based on history, physical exam, and the patient’s symptoms.

I have so many questions here but ... how far along is Glory? Are we to presume she’s 12+ weeks, which is standard for going public with a pregnancy? Because holy shit.