My nostrils are literally flaring. Those poor babies.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

no one gives a s**t until someone gives a s**t

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

#blackcoffeematters

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

My favorite photo from the book:

Drunk driving is dangerous and can often lead to harming/killing others, but it’s not the same as planning on going out and harming/killing people.

Per eye witness, suspect was egged on by a crowd of people to kill the victim

“Meh.”

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

This story is being blown completely out of proportion. Greg Hardy was simply leaving the stadium after the game.