How in the world did you miss this one?

No no no! We’re supposed to think fat people are bad, not that girls are bad!

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

One of my favorite moments:

This comment made me laugh and you make great points. Buuuut I'm going to eat that shit up with a knife and fork. GIVE ME THE DETAILS PEOPLE.

Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.

Working title:

I’m torn — I’ve enjoyed both their books; I like both of them a lot; and I’m so pleased they seem to get along SO well.

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

Pretty much my favorite thing from the (US) Office

CAN WE INCLUDE GIFS