So at this point, it’s probably simpler and quicker to come up with a list of actresses this fucking lech didn’t try to feel up.

In case you needed more reasons to love and miss Carrie Fisher.

Carrie was such a badass. So missed.

Come one people, she was just playing a character. I mean hell, it’s not like Dan Aykroyd really believes in ghosts.

Is there missing copy or just missing punctuation at the end of this? Not to have to what?

This whole story is total bullshit. More left-wing lies from the lamestream media. Pence does NOT want to ‘hang all the gays’. He is a deeply religious man of unshakable conviction. He wants to stone them.

Newt Gingrich: “I am Moononite from the inner core of the moon. My race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Some would say that the Earth is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.”

“Shanghaied,” “Sailor Mouth,” “No Weenies Allowed,” “Band Geeks,” “Hooky.”

You have ugly floor tiling, O’Reilly. And that ain’t a dog either. Like Ron Swanson said, any dog under 50 lbs is a cat, and cats are useless.

Okay, so maybe dogs do technically have knees. But I think we are all in agreement that dogs cannot, in fact, look up. That’s just science.

Knees: you can’t explain that.

Pretty rude to go up to a stranger and ask them to dance.

“....the cottage industry of online provocateurs that sprang up Russia around the time the 2016 presidential campaign got underway.”

This is what happens when parents understand nominative determinism. Name your kid after Thor, you get a wall of muscle. Thanks, mom and dad.

“Let the comedy world take due note: Harvey Weinstein jokes are not exactly panning out.” I understand what they’re trying to say, but no, I’m not agreeing that we shouldn’t make fun of the rapist.

Would it have been so hard to include some actual quotes instead of just embedding the videos? Frankly, I don’t trust the A.V. Club to accurately paraphrase people.

I like his movies except for that nervous fella that’s always in them.

Astounding that Woody Allen is so un-self-aware that he thinks we need him to weigh in on this.

It’s worth noting that Tom Barrack is also a longtime friend and supporter of Donald Trump. Or is he just waiting for Trump to implode too, so he can swoop in and buy out the lucrative Trump Steak brand?

And this is why anyone saying there shouldn’t be a witch hunt needs to take a long walk off a short pier.