I was watching this with my parents and they agree 100% with you. They kinda hated the heck out of this episode because they knew come the showstopper that David won, they also knew that Stef lost and they were super mad at Prue and Paul consistently badgering and pointing out how much Stef sucked. Like they just…

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

So let me understand, its fine if the Astros keep the guy who actually committed domestic violence as long as they fire the guy who kinda was a dick to a woman?

It would be great if this was a case of the Astros committing to an organizational overhaul in response to not just what Taubman did

People need to get over the idea that rooting for a team is some kind of morality play. All owners are rich douchebags*, most GMs are heartless pricks who would trade their mother for a 5th round draft pick, most coaches are control freak assholes, and most players are guys who have been catered to their entire lives…

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker....

Dingus status was confirmed with the “former investment banker” line.

fucking Ellis!

Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight ... 

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Why wasn’t Boone questioning the existence of a mercy rule when his team beat Baltimore 14-2 just a week and a half ago? Or 15-3 near the start of the season?

I gave the update a try last night. Is it seriously going to lock you into your role for the entire game? That might actually ruin the game, how are you supposed to be flexible to the other team’s comp or the different maps?

So, seems like a good time to point to the many comments (mine included) last month that pointed out that 2-2-2 would just create its own boring meta, because that’s, like, how shit works.

You could do it like me, run in, waste my alt, get killed and everyone starts going 1 by 1 and dying. That's the true meta. 

you group up, push in, use your ults in a very formulaic manner, and rinse and repeat

If anyone accuses me of not being classy I will literally punch them in the face

I once was waiting for an elevator at Stratosphere in Las Vegas with some friends, and a English couple ran in front of us, assuming that we were drunk Americans about to charge on to the elevator first.

To their credit, we were drunk Americans, but a line is a queue and is a line anywhere.

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

suits kill everything. that’s why we bury people in suits, you know.