This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.

Truly Foul Territory Helps Bums Win 4-3 Game By 2

“Goddammitt!!! Wrong tunnel.”

I came here to say exactly this. Don’t fall for their crap. When it says “guaranteed delivery” , I hold them to it. Every. Time. Refund the item, credit me money, something. It is about not holding up their end of the bargain, it is about the inconvenience, it is about you could’ve likely gotten the item cheaper from…

but you still have too read carefully when you checkout. sometimes it says “delivery guaranteed” and other times it’ll say “delivery estimated”

If for some reason the delivery date changed after you ordered, reach back out to Amazon customer service and request a month be added to your Prime membership. This is standard for late shipments and I have done it successfully on many occasions (I believe the cap is 12 months free in a given year and I am currently…

Really?

Lets see...
- Hawaii.
- Another Honda Civic was there at the time of the theft, and escorted the forklift into the parking lot, and away from the scene.
- Knew that they needed to pick the car up and walk away with it rather than try to take it through normal means.
- The driver of the white Civic knew not to get out of…

Clearly this is something beyond simple theft. There is almost certainly a relationship between the owner and the forklift driver. Nobody is going to go to all that trouble to plan out a theft like this and then burn it when you could far more easily just steal another early 2000s Honda Civic, it’s not like they’re…

So last 4th of July, I made a drunken claim that I could run a 5 minute mile. I ran one in 5:39 in college, so I figured it wouldn’t be too bad. Oh how wrong I was. You can list the times these guys run these incredible distances in, and it doesn’t really hit you fully. Go and try to run a five minute mile pace.…

I owe you an apology, Chris Thomson.

Yeah that tweet seems like a big omission from the article.

The Bard’s Tale IV takes its inspiration from The Room,

I believe you mean “Hot Jaqueslate.”

It’s my new “branding.” Uncle Milty minus the text. Those in the know...

I love Stefon sketches for a few reasons:

Stefon is so good becaues Hader is trying so hard not to break, but Mulaney knows exactly what to spring on him that will get him to do it.

Agreed. And I also get kinda mad at myself at how much I like seeing Hader unable to keep it together and break constantly. But I love it.