Can we not do this “fucking white people” thing, please thanks? Because you know, prejudice is a bunch of bullshit.

That is their absolute favorite derailing tactic. Guys at work try to come at me about shit like using the word “clip” in defining guns that need to go. “You don’t even know what you’re talking about, Kenny, it’s a detachable box magazine!” Motherfucker, I was in the military. You were not. We never used any word…

I’m pretty sure Tommi/Tammi/Tawny came first, but she is pretty much SNL’s “Girl at a Party You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With”

But how do you maintain your lovely personality?

Perfect gif is perfect.

The Hot/Crazy scale strikes again.

So, my wife always tells me that I should not drink bourbon because when I do, it tends....to escalate (the consumption rate). Total guilt trip.

Lowland scotches are the real flowery ones... Even with older expressions, those floral notes just turned into candied floral notes... Not my thing.

This deserves many more stars and more recognition.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

My wife drinks Lagavulin 16 and Laphroaig Cairdeas, neat. Bourbon is too soft she says. She actually poopoo’d Highland scotch for being too flowery.

I’m largely ok with this order because Dolly Parton is God Damn National Treasure!

Dolly’s “I will always love you” is far superior to Whitney’s version.

Wait just a damn minute...the ‘Wah wah wah’ part was actually someone singing ‘wah wah wah’? I always just thought it was some instrument I couldn’t identify.

What really strikes me is that the number was 7. Bungie and Halo have a weird, special relationship with that number.

I think the difference here is that the kids involved are high schoolers. They know how to express themselves and use social media. If it was (another) elementary school it would be the parents speaking out and they are easier to brush off than the actual victims.

My wife and I absolutely loved this and the previous show he had with PBS which was very similar. I wanna say it was “I’ll Have What Phil’s Having”. My wife was super thrilled when she heard “Somebody Feed Phil” was coming, and we binged it as fast as we could. Hopefully more is coming in the pipeline, because it’s…

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

At least post a REAL samurai.

Stop continuing the rumor mill by writing paragraphs on who's gay or not and who is outed or in the closet or whatever. It's none of our fucking business. Seriously.