Look, let's just agree that from this point forward, every "No Tip" incident that comes up is fake. I don't care how despicable the people supposedly not tipping are, I don't care how doe-eyed and hard-working the waiter or waitress is, I don't care if there's video evidence of the party dropping one penny onto a…

You can only imagine all the horses that were flipped over the last time the Red Sox won the Wold Series in Boston.

Mass of Massholes amass en masse?

No one here knows me for shit, but rest assured im getting ripped and being bitter the RIGHT way....

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

In my experience, actually swinging the bat can improve your WPA. Even my wife has started calling him out.

Other examples: this whole fucking series

He was in the right place

Red Sox fan here. It was the right call. The runner would have been safe by 3 feet if there wasn't a large 3rd baseman lying down on the base path with his legs in the air.

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

I'd say it's more like Cardinal fans taking immense pleasure at pissing Deadspin off so much. It's not like this is a website that deserves a lot of respect. They take an inordinate amount of pleasure in pictures of penises, they once deliberately organized a stalking campaign of an 18-year-old girl (see the whole…

Stan "The Man" Musial, 11/21/1920 - 1/19/2013

A Mario Kart banana peel would have been best.

HerrProfDoc, excellent job at making fun of St. Louis for being boring and having nothing to do! Well played good, sir! What a striking blow to a proud city. Such a cutting criticism. You've really torn through the fat here and struck at the core of the problems of St. Louis! If only they had more culture! If only…

As a Cardinal fan, I really enjoy Deadspin's hate (and as a superstitious fan, I hope they keep it up!) And I always assumed the masthead was sarcasm, like everything else on the site. These guys aren't journalists, they're bloggers (I don't mean this offensively, it's just the facts.)

For an outlet that actually does some solid sports media criticism, you guys have really been a parody of yourselves when it comes to the Dodgers (particularly in the NLCS). The Cardinals win 4 out of 6 games, blowing out the Dodgers in a 2-hit shutout in the elimination game, and you don't even mention a single…