Hey sorry, despite our shared nostalgia your very 90's/00's comment needs modernizing:

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

This will happen after its been opened:

Also, when reporting things stolen that will never be recovered, add a whole fuck ton of stuff to what was actually stolen.

The Bears tablet:

“When you hear about hazing. That sounds like a choice.” -Kanye South

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

Just keep your seatbelt on while you’re seated, no problem.

The Sox players thought it was dirty, and it was a Yankee. That’s enough for him.

Both have a striking resemblance to Babe Ruth circa. 1918.

But it’s Wendy’s - don’t they only have vanilla and “kinda” chocolate?

I hate how nice this looks and I hate how I kinda want one.

Not only was your friend a thief, he upped his game to felony theft.

Me too. I love it when people really commit to their screen names.

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

Pictured, the mayor of Minneapolis.

If you holier than thou types feel “Redskins” is inappropriate, why not change the name of the “Braves.” The Redskins were coalesced  after the Braves when both teams were in Boston back in the 30's. It was common during the early years of the NFL to tag team nicknames of the local major league baseball teams to build…

Not speaking for Native Americans but I would be stoked to have a team named The Conquering Caucasians.

The HOF voters continue to baffle me by not electing Edgar Martinez. Look, baseball, if you’re going to name a position on the team, you should allow for someone to enter the hall of fame at that position. Period. Frank Thomas was a good start, now how about a little love for Edgar? I mean shoot, the annual best DH…

For one guy, that meant over $700 in repairs after he put diesel into his 2006 Chevy TrailBlazer.