You sir have made my evening!!!! 

God bless your comment. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. I just told my wife and she didn't get it. Internet gold! 

I admit, I do alot of dumb shit as a parent.. However leaving my child in the car isn't one of them. I certainly wouldn't feel the need to put my gd shoe next to him so I remeber to grab him. 

Is the guy that wrote this even a real reporter?