Also heroin. 

at age 92 is exactly when I would start eating whatever the fuck I wanted

What’s funny is most Arabian and Persian women will be happy if you bellydance, and love to teach you. It’s the humorless dried-up white “progressive” neopuritan segregationists who hate you for doing it.

The actions of the USA’s politicians impact the entire world.

His name is Rio, and he dances on the sand. 

Get out of here with your rational take on the matter!

I used to work in a place where many, many, many celebrities came through all the time. Pretending not to recognize the most famous an arrogant ones was a particular joy.

If I were one of Drumpf’s stooges, I think I’d be afraid to eat anything prepared by others.

Hope you girded your loins for this comment section. Everyone falling all over themselves to talk about how *unimpressed* they are by him.

That’s a bit insensitive. Can’t wait for you to pass so I won’t have to read another comment like this.

Please oh please let it be Stephenie Meyer.

I don’t like it when people’s décor tells me how to live my life.

Meanwhile in the 80s those Golden Girls were buying condoms in bulk.

Jon Hamm wouldn’t be asked about Matt Weiner though.

THANK.

Is anyone going to ask men about #metoo or is it only potential female rape victims who get interrogated endlessly as to whether they’ve been raped? Maybe she feels she can’t afford to be truthful. What an ungrateful dumb bitch.

Nice chocolate, but everything has a damn hazelnut in it!

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

Some of us always wanted to be a lumberjack. You know. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood. The larch. The fir. The mighty scots pine! Just sleep all night, and work all day.

I live in a heavily immigrant city and am an immigrant myself - I ask people where they are from all the time. I’d never ask why someone came here...seems redundant if they came here for opportunity, and prying if they had to flee war or something.