Death is a part of life and humans are omnivores. I respect people who are willing to at least occasionally do the dirty work entailed by their choices. I wouldn’t be able to eat meat if I hadn’t participated in all stages of the system.

This was very awesome and I would love to see more content like this on Jez.

“Is it nice”?! Ask most children and they’ll say we should eat only chocolate pudding for dinner, that sharks are mean and we should squash insects because they’re gross. Yet we shouldn’t only have chocolate pudding for dinner and the ecosystem needs sharks and insects.

Everyone should slaughter and dismember at least one pig in their life, just make sure you hide their squad car when you’ve done. I’m not sorry for that joke!!! I’m a little sorry.

I did this at Christmas time. I bought half a hog, plus the head. I used every single part of the animal. I made guanciale from the jowls, bones/meat on the bones went to make rillettes, fat was render to lard, trotters, hocks and tail were smoked and used for red beans and black beans, scrap cuts went to make salami,…

Even their faces are fucking delicious.

But it’s not the ’90s anymore, and “Fat is really good for you, fat doesn’t make you fat. We’re going to cook with fat.” And so we did.

“Blue Lives Matter!!!!”

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We’re looking to define Ansari’s behavior in concrete terms: rape, sexual harassment, groping, blackmail, etc. The problem is his behavior lies in limbo between a specific crime and accepted social behavior.

It’s a sketch, not a PSA

But according to Kate, Dylan has “the smallest of voices” with her NYT piece, her Twitter and her CBS interview. She’s like a tiny, lil’ mouse. Kate just couldn’t hear her!

Because he’s scared someone’s going to #MeToo about him, that fear is driving his irrational behavior, and his fragile ego won’t let him shut the fuck up.

He’s a famous, wealthy, cishet white man. He’s the epitome of privilege. When you’re like him, there isn’t anything in the world that you think can’t be improved by you injecting your opinion.

Because he’s an entitled asshole and doesn’t realize most people have had his number ever since his bonkers divorce from Kim Basinger and his outrageous rant at his daughter. Otherwise, he’d have the good sense to zip it.

Man this hits so close to home. Life isn’t bad as a single person, but I’m in my early thirties and I’ve never had a long-term relationship. I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. I have dated and dated and dated. I’ve put myself out there to the point I’ve had to rebuild my…

I finally got around to reading Atwood’s Alias Grace and my God, can that woman write a beautiful, engrossing, powerful book. She is a treasure.

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You’re a dude, aren’t you?

I am going to reclaim my time spent reviewing that list and point out the notable absence of the Honorable Maxine Waters of California.

Black people wearing "preppy" clothes can never be appropriation since appropriation involves a DOMINANT culture taking from an oppressed one.