Chrissy Teigan eats carbs.

BEARD. There, I said it.

WANT! Where can I buy this? PS You are my new hero

Can you hear yourself? Girl, you need to start loving yourself a little more!!!

How is this guy (above) not in the greys and I am?

re: Vergara embryos. So, what does he do? Take them home and put them in a fish tank like sea monkeys? Pay a surrogate to host them? It’s all too weird.

Sweet potato and carrot suck because they are always undercooked under the batter. Would a little parboil kill them?

Hmm yeah she was an international trafficker living in 5 star hotels etc if I remember correctly, not standing on street corners dealing drugs. No excuse for those eyebrows! And the acting? OY!

ZIMA!

Hero of the day up here. Thank you Snark! MWAH!

People who feel real joy do tend to do more good in the world. Unhappy people tend to spread misery. Energy is an actual thing, and positive energy tends to bring positive events/change. It’s actually not such an abstract concept. Why are there so many cynics on this page?

How is people coming together in a positive way EVER a thing to hate on? Joy heals the world.

This video + my hormone levels at this precise moment = perfect storm of tears.

Is Posh Spice wearing see through Five Fingers shoes? Am I hallucinating? What are those? Awful.

thank you! wtf is it?

...I also want a hot writer husband like hers in my twilight years (Honey, if you are reading this I am just kidding I love you)

She’s like a 90s Dame Edna. I love it.

I agree with everything you said.. also, I hate her eyebrows. They distract me, I simply cannot think of anything else when I look at her. And the Scientology thing. But also eyebrows.

Terry Crews rules!