Amateur.

Fuck Pepsi. I'm a Coke head!

You're goddamn right.

Who the fuck let you out?!

Do I need to cut your dickhole open and stuff it full of fire ants?

Man, I would love some Coke right now…

Do I need to jam my boot up your dick hole, you little cum bubble?

At least they didn't accuse you of being a cocaine addict.

It's called a lawsuit, you pickle-dick shit stain.

Oh, I endorsed her, alright. I endorsed her right in the voting booth, if you catch my drift.

Am I going to have to chop your dick off and shit up your spine?

Way too old for me, dude.

Nothing I love more than poppin' some tasty young cherry…. Coke open and drinking it down!

Fuck yes, I love me some Coke!

I hope you got a real good lawyer, peanut-dick.

Man, I fucking love Mexican Coke…

Hey babe… you 18 yet?

Am I going to have to stab you in the balls?

Am I going to have to punch you in the сunt?

Do I have to rip your dick off and shit down your neck?