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James Woods
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck fucking fucker fuc—

It was your mom's dick, you retarded cum spelunking gristle-nippled gorilla licker.

Fuck your fat cum face, you fucking dick-smuggling ass-grenade.

You suck your mom's dick, don't you?

Suck a fat stick of dick, you fucking twat monger.

I hope you have a good lawyer, dick breath.

Do I have to punch you in the dick?

You wanna start something, shit face?

Who doesn't love a nice, refreshing Coke?

I know a certain substance that'll perk ya RIGHT UP!

You wanna start something, you impotent little shit?

Fuck off, limp dick.

Do you think he has any of that Coke left?

Hope you got a lawyer, pencil dick.

I could have all the Coke I want!

Damn right! I love Coke!

*breaks out the Coke*

Don't forget the Coke!

Did you say Coke? I love Coke!

Donuts go great with Coke.