It am not!

You're one to talk about well-used assholes.

They're only going after weed. Weed is for liberal cucks and betas.

Ain't it though?

I need to get into superhero movie producing.

Do I need to kick someone in the dick?

I like the sound of that title.

I'm not stupid, I'm just high as fuck.

And I heard Powerthirteen likes to blow sweaty old truckers.

I hope you have a good fucking lawyer, O'Neil.

You're on thin ice, pickle puss.

Am I going to have to shove live scorpions up your pisshole?

Me too.

I'm sick of you cheating on me.

Am I going to have to fill your colon full of lit M-80s?

Hey guys! James Woods here! I'm a right-wing racist dipshit motherfucker who actually had the nerve to tweet this tonight:
https://twitter.com/RealJam…

You get your bitch ass back in the goddamn kitchen. NOW.

Do I need to tear your dick off and wear it as a hat on the Tonight Show?

Am I going to have to fill your rectum full of angry carpenter wasps?

Can I have some Coke too?