For all you Tesla fanbois out there who get all bent over when somebody drags Tesla through the mud-

Isn’t this the same company that had a vehicle lose its entire roof on a first drive home?  Why would this surprise anyone?

Fully secured airbag subscription price of $10/month

Maybe he put it in transport mode when the airbag fell out and he decided not to drive it to the service department.

“I truly apologize if my words came off as words.”

That’s a grade A non apology....they should get a medal.

That will be a far superior starting point for a homemade camper than a school bus!

“Between 2016 and 2021, 7,000 crashes in Ohio were attributed to 3,000 unsecured loads, resulting in more than 700 injuries and six deaths,”

I don’t understand how the market hasn’t sorted this out by now.

For all the bullshit reasons cops pull people over, I wish they’d stop more folks with dangerous loads like this. I’ve seen old pickup trucks around here loaded with, and I’m not joking, about 20 full-size wooden pallets. Rear end of the trucks nearly dragging the ground with the damn things stacked 10 high and two…

They obviously didn’t yank on the straps and say “yeah that ain’t going anywhere” before they drove off. #1 rule of securing a load.

I feel bad for the guy who thought the fact that he couldn’t decide between a Land Rover Discovery and a Grand Cherokee would be the basis for a business.

Wow, that is rare! If it was in mint condition it would be worth... $900.

Probably because DT bought it BEFORE publishing this article, so nobody could scoop him.

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

If it doesn’t have the Jurassic Park Explorer paint job, it’s not the most 90’s suv 

It’s like an inverse Grand Wagoneer - all the wood is on the inside.

Vice grip sounds like production crew on an adult film

FTFY. You’re welcome.

ITT: People more jelly then a jar of Welch's. 

Imagine being mad at a tennis pro for taking time off for their mental health, solely because your job doesn’t let you take PTO.