So you are equating being ugly to the practice of being hung from a tree after your family was raped? Or to the practice of using eminent domain to steal land and give it to white people? 

I was gonna suggest a Plymouth Satellite.  But that would only take you to Planet Claire...

Also available as an airport car:

This song came out when I was a Jr in High School, so I can say with some authority that they nailed it with the 300L convertible in the video.

A friend of mine who has never smoked rented a car with his wife and drove it to the beach.

I was defrauded by Budget once.

Everything about the front end of that 1975 Camaro got uglier.  The extreme-inset lights, the tilt of the grille, the chrome on the grille, the bumper... it’s all ugly. 

Any modern BMW...

Sounds like it’s time for a different colored or just door with primer like they do here in Ahia.

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

And yet Elon will never notice you.

Be grateful you don’t steer with the touch screen. That wan’t a request. Be grateful.

Blocking a driveway means you get run over? That’s questionable logic there, my dude. And yeah, if you’ve just attacked someone by ramming them with your car,  I think you can expect to get stuff thrown at you.

The miners are well within their rights to picket their shitty employer. But even if they weren’t, it’s still illegal for the trucks to run people over.  You don’t have the right to maim people because they’re in your way.

Maybe it’s time for all those exemptions to go away.  All of them, safety to emissions to fuel economy.  Also, apply the gas guzzler tax and lift the stupid IRS business depreciation rules.  For starters….

“ They’re capable vehicles that can take the family to school and also haul the boat out to the lake. It’s hard to argue with that.”
No, it is not.
My Volvo wagon could do everything that is described there, and it had more than ample legroom for adults on the back seats for a trip lasting hundreds of miles to a…

Ask yourself that 

I don’t understand why people car camp when there are these things called tents.

I’d be curious to know how bad it smells at the end of your aventures