“Comply or die!”

You probably believe deadly force is a proportionate response to shoplifting.

“We” being the victim-blaming asshole is you, yourself, in this instance.

This particular instance is a driver breaking traffic laws (driving on the shoulder) as well as DUI.

>”But we also want to blame cyclists for being unsafe and not safely sharing the road and blowing through intersections.”

I see that greenhouse and now I can’t get the “Safelite repair, Safelite replace” jingle out of my head.

Yep. People where you are think the worst roads are there. But you’re from somewhere else and know for a fact the roads at the other place are worst.

Sounds like this guy just opted in.

Bless your heart.

Yellow Ford Couriers/Mazda B2000s were pretty common. I never saw one where the cab matched the bed.

This has to stop. It’s racism at its core, and it should be seen as such.

I’ve heard there’s things called “jobs” that also do a good job combating stuff like this. More expensive than dye packs though.

Like I said, I don’t buy Fords so I don’t devote any brainpower to wondering anything at all about their trim levels. Some people claim to not devote brainpower to it, but then they post on Jalopnik questioning the thing they say they don’t devote brainpower to.

My solution is to not buy Ford, but you do you.

If his parents are like my kids’ parents, they said, “Your apartment is 3 blocks from campus, walk your ass to class or take the free bus that goes right by your apartment. Or buy the pass with your own money.”

Don’t let the car sync contacts, that’s one thing. Although I’m not sure what use the entire band parent phone book from when my youngest was in high school (graduated 6 years ago) would do anybody, but I’m too lazy to clear it all out of my phone.

The Nissan Stanza wagon had dual sliding doors in ‘86. Maybe not technically a minivan, but it had the Huey Door Gunner feeling nonetheless. The Axxess followed with dual sliders in ‘90 and was more van-like.

They need to ask white potential jurors if they’ve ever called a police officer “sir” or “ma’am” or ever displayed an American flag anywhere at any time.

The decedent assumed the supine position, motionless, with both hands visible and empty. It was possible the decedent possessed super powers. I was in fear for my life, so I discharged my duty weapon.

I used to care about what color my cars were. I guess I still do, here in Texas, if they’re black. Once I had kids, though ... meh. A car is an appliance, to get you and your stuff from point a to point b. Adulting makes you realize a car is not, in fact, an extension of your true self. Or maybe it is, and my true…