I’m filing “alabastress” away with “saltine-American” in my, “awesome burns learned from The Root” cabinet.

It’s dark up there on the moon, for 15 days straight. Better spring for the “third eye” passing lamp as well:

I can tell you’re a true NFC East connoisseur. 

“Hocked” means “pawned,” as in, took something to a pawn shop to use as collateral for a loan.

Dez Bryant was kicked out of North Park mall in Dallas for having his “pants on the ground.”

Never change, UTSA.

Also looks like it doesn’t have a manually operated windshield wiper, which was one of the cool things about the original.

He’ll catch passes from Drew Brees

You’re asking why the network that hired Megyn Kelly would run a Trump ad?

You need a food grade bucket for brining your turkey. Sometimes Home Depot has them, sometimes not. Plan Ahead.

Low oil pressure alarm buzzer, when you’re on a freeway, in a construction zone with no shoulder on either side and miles to go before you can pull over.

We bought a used Gen 3 CR-V and I was pissed to learn they dropped the hidden picnic table after Gen 2.

All I want to know is, is “Carruth” still one of the names you can’t get on a jersey from the official NFL store?  

Use the web site to:

Why are you putting steak in your wine?  :-)

Prosecco FTW. A $13 bottle of Prosecco is way better than a $13 bottle of champagne.

It’s simple, now that Bill Cosby is behind bars, Kobe has retaken the crown of America’s Favorite Rapist(TM).

Decently restored ‘65 Riviera and have some cash left over.

I was around for those guys. Did they play against women?

Please link us to the interview where Ramos said he wanted to “teach her a lesson.” I would love to read that.