Seems like this story has continued to be a “sidebar” story on lifehacker for like a week now. How long do I have to look at this derpy kid?

Something something “well regulated militia.”

You got some links for “great deals” on 1050 laptops?

You got some links for “great deals” on 1050 laptops?

He’s the Winter Olympics’ John Stephen Akhwari

Americans are deluded that the 2nd Amendment gives magical powers. That the moment a President becomes a Tyrant, all the patriots will rise up with their AR-15s and 9mms and overthrow the Tyrant. Nevermind that the Tyrant is armed with tanks, planes, smart bombs, drones, and oh yeah, atomic weapons. And nevermind…

I disagree. The true idiots are the ones who cling to their AR-15s in the NRA-fueled belief that, should the government become “tyrannical,” they and like-minded-popgun-wielders will be able to defeat a tyrant armed with tanks and smart bombs.

Wait for a major holiday to buy tires. Discount Tire usually has a _____ Day sale / rebate. I bought tires last 4th of July for one car, and just bought a set for the other car with this deal.

Wait for a major holiday to buy tires. Discount Tire usually has a _____ Day sale / rebate. I bought tires last 4th…

Student loans: just say no. If you have to work one semester and go to school on your savings the next, do it. Take longer, but emerge debt-free.

It must’ve made yours feel small, since you can’t let it go.

I’m a Ring 2 owner

I’m a Ring 2 owner

And I’d wager most people use “segments” and social fitness analytics as a dick measuring contest.

I pass a red light camera every day on my way home. Sometimes two, if I take the “alternate” route home.

multiple segments on the same run

1) Stopwatch

And in a month the support forums will be filled with people complaining that it’s not a $30 portable Bluetooth speaker...

And in a month the support forums will be filled with people complaining that it’s not a $30 portable Bluetooth…

Sonos is incredibly easy to set up. And the speakers sound good (compared to a portable bluetooth speaker especially). It’s one piece - no plugging a chromecast into something else and setting up inputs and ‘dammit where’s the instructions for my universal remote so I can change the input.’ 

Sonos is incredibly easy to set up. And the speakers sound good (compared to a portable bluetooth speaker…

Of course! Women don’t have to give up their seats to elderly men, sheesh what do you think this is, 2018?

Of course not - didn’t you read?

How very paternalistic of you.

Pro-er tip - don’t expect someone to open the door for you.