Hold the door open for people. 

be considerate without being presumptuous

Great. Now tell your 80-year-old Mom, EVERY FREAKING DAY, that she needs to be on WhatsApp for you to get her pictures. Nevermind what app all her bird-watching and golfing friends use, you need her to send YOUR messages in WhatsApp.

Oh, they’d implement it, and then you’d get “New iOS Relay App only works with iOS 11 or greater.”

It’s not just sending pics, it’s receiving pics, especially in group iMessages. “Just tell your contacts to use WhatsApp” people say.. Right. Now compound the issue with you being you, and the iOS user being your parent who just turned 80...

I bought some SoundBuds Tags a couple of weeks ago and ... while they’re great for listening to music, they’re terrible as a headset to make a call. The mic picks up every rustle, every rub against the collar, and makes them sound like you’re in a thunderstorm.

I bought some SoundBuds Tags a couple of weeks ago and ... while they’re great for listening to music, they’re…

The only way you get “stuck in” a city like that is buying a property there in the first place.

If you want to rely on a quasi-governmental agency to govern you, rather than something that’s chartered by the state government you elect, that’s your business. I would run from that as fast as I can. If I’m moving to an unincorporated area, that’s what I want, not some bunch of soccer moms and school board election…

Most HOAs have this thing called “insurance” that you might be interested in learning about.

Grandma Dynamite would get over that no problemo.

HOAs only have a place in cities that are too timid to enact and/or enforce city codes. My neighborhood doesn’t have an HOA, and yet my neighbors mow their grass, keep their trees trimmed, fix their broken sidewalks, and don’t park cars in the front or side yards. Why? Because the city has rules against those…

Bless your heart.

I tried to hang a feral cat from my collar - it didn’t work out too well.

Give me a ping, Vasilikitty...

THIS GUY GETS IT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

You poor thing. Bless your heart.

It snowed in Florida for the first time in 28 years, surely that proves conclusively the (not spherical, by the way) world isn’t warming. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

(arrogant sniff) Where’s your Global Warming now, huh libtards?

Don’t buy a FitBit. My spouse and I both had FitBits for a couple of years, and they’re just not good. Battery issues, software issues, charging cable issues. I think between the two of us we had 3 warranty claims in two years. The last straw was when my spouse’s Alta HR fell off because the strap isn’t held on…

Don’t buy a FitBit. My spouse and I both had FitBits for a couple of years, and they’re just not good. Battery…

They also do double-duty as a dog/cat entertainment device.

They also do double-duty as a dog/cat entertainment device.