Summers in Houston ain’t too bad if you work downtown and can use the tunnel system. Once you get into your building in the morning, you don’t have to go back outside until the end of the day.

You can call him a Democrat if you want, but the last election Bernie won (senate, 2012) he ran as an Independent.

Where the hell did the anger at Bernie Sanders voters come from?

You have to work to be purposefully obtuse enough to keep those guys on the line. I like the car warranty scammers - I’ll make them run through all my options several times before telling them no thanks. Either that or (if I’m in a hurry to get them off the line) tell them I have a 1955 MG with bad electrical system…

Maybe it’s just because I don’t like hoppy beers!

Don’t buy this.

Don’t buy this.

hurdling through the sky

It’s too bad refs aren’t equipped with some sort of device to signal when a play is over, so players would know when to stop trying to kill each other. Maybe it could be audible, so everyone could hear it? A loud beeper maybe? Then teams could tell their players, “Play to the beep!”

When I went from iPhone to Android, I missed the Home button. When I went back, I missed the Back button.

Where did I say I just realized it?

It’s totally legit. “Lewis Vutton” is a legit designer.

So, I can’t just e-mail myself an MP3 file and save it to my phone and set it as a ringtone? Like I could on Android?

Just put “Free Beer” on the invitation!

Could’ve used a little more of this:

You can’t argue any of that because the players bargained-away the right to appeal suspensions in a court of law.

Nah, the Eagles will win the East and then their playoffs will go the way they always have for Philly since the merger.

Also: If you want to keep your jack-o-lantern from shriveling up, coat the cut surfaces and the inside with petroleum jelly and/or spray with a cooking spray.

The longest lasting damage Trump will do to this country will be done by the Supreme Court long after he is gone.

See, my Civics class must’ve been very lacking. I was unaware that the President could set the docket for the SCOTUS. Silly me, thinking the branches of government were separate.

The Thunder should have more respect for Durant considering all the titles he brought to town.