The Salt Lake Brineys!

I think I heard someplace that the Supreme Court sets their own docket, so if it ever gets there, they don’t have to hear it if they have better things to do.

Unless there’s evidence somewhere

But they make jerseys in PINK! How could a woman NOT be a fan?

The solutions to most of the issues you describe (other than painting a house purple) are not to empower a group of busybody homeowners to nose into each others’ business. All of the issues you raise can be handled by a municipality that has proper codes and proper code enforcement, accountable to elected officials.

Excuse me, but Lucy was the HOLDER!

Do these kids EVER remember to bring their water bottles with them? No. Of course not. No, they run to the car and then I go to close the door and what about the water bottles? Well, what about them? Who gives a shit? But no, I gotta open the door again and grab them out of the fridge and play waterboy to these…

due diligence for the writing of this article

You left out how a cop’s first priority is to go home to his/her family at the end of the shift.

My apologies, I’m sure Michigan has been free from racial inequality for its entire history.

I understand, it’s tough to wrap your brain around exclusionary zoning. Keep trying.

Ah, so you’re saying the guys that came up with the plan decided to make it sound awful, instead of just saying they like acreage?

We sold one of my kids’ old cars to Carmax. The price wasn’t as good as selling via CL, but the process was smooth, it didn’t take a week and I didn’t have random people texting me lowball offers at 3 am. That’s a “convenience fee” that’s worth it (sometimes).

lol ok

Simple - if you want to keep the minorities (who are traditionally economically disadvantaged) out, you keep out the poor folks by requiring larger, more expensive lots. It’s a pretty common tactic in the South. A Dallas suburb, Sunnyvale, has (or at least used to have) a one-acre minimum lot size for homes, which by…

Fritos are delicious, but I was in the same “meh” boat for a while. I mean, sure, it’s a corn chip, whatever, I got Doritos and whatever generic chips go with my chili con queso, who needs Fritos.

>become more authoritarian.

You couldn’t build a house on less than 5 acres,

I was in the market for a used car a few months ago. One dealer had the prices clearly marked on the vehicles. One dealer did not. The salesman at the “no price” place also used the “what’s it going to take to get you to make a deal today” line. The other place had the CarFax ready along with the current valuations of…

You know there’s only four tournaments on the calendar where men play best-of-five, right?