The St. Louis cops then shot all the black Rams players dead.

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Just because both this and the Chelsea Clinton stuff have a common theme (namely that Republicans are massive assholes) doesn't mean that they're all that similar. People can be massive assholes in various different ways.

This is kind of what I was thinking. If this lady thinks POTUS and FLOTUS are bad role models, how fucked is the average black kid in her eyes?

Jesus has a full bar in His office with her name on it.

I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.

After many hours of prayer I realize I was wasting too much time praying and went back to staring out the window.

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

After many hours of prayer...

This is fuckin' awesome! Bravo!

Ugh, I worked for a seafood place in a little beach community right after college. On all-you-can-eat crab legs night they wanted us to bring back the untouched clusters back to the cooks so they could use them in soup. Ick, no. I threw them away. I knew I was leaving for school at the end of the summer and that just…

A beanie is not a Kippuh.
Unless there is some movie reference in there somewhere I'm not getting. In which case, carry on.

Damn, I shoulda worked there. I LOVE potatoes and would have taken them all home.

Tyler Oakley in 10 years, if things go terribly wrong for him and/or Taco Bell closes ever. Isn't it open past 2 am and again at probably 8am? Just let the guy hang out for a few hours, jeez

The teddy bear component is ... well ... I don't really have a reaction I can fully express here about that.

Eight women, all different, from different walks of life. One a semi-popular television actress...