omg that is extremely terrible of me, taking it out right meow

That cat and Tyra, basically twins

What with the squawking and the inability to take care of herself. I bet she poops on newspapers in her dressing room and bites people if they try to pet her ponytail, too.

Altogether now: awwwwwwwwww cute!

"Ariana Grande screams whenever she is thirsty."

So like a parakeet or a newborn?

RIGHT???? He is the master of it! He is like - "servant, why are you pointing that thing at me and not giving me tuna??"

As a straight woman, I love poop..... as in I feel 95% better after pooping. After consulting/being with gay men before a date....I understand your hatred.

You're not the only one. I take 2 Immodium when I get up in the morning and have breakfast and 2 before dinner. Keeps my IBS in check for the most part.

Literally only if I'm going out to eat and already feeling a storm a brewing and only 2, so it doesn't happen THAT often.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUY WHO TOOK ME TO INDIAN FOOD THEN STARTED TRYING TO FINGER ME. That's pretty much the entire story. I told him that it wasn't happening tonight and we did other things. Two days later he texted me that he felt incredibly stupid.

And here we women are, trying to convince the world he doesn't exist. Be a great trick...

Cute! But can Maru answer why these cats are so sad? :)

As someone who's getting married in a few months and hates constipated sex more than anything (even more than no sex), thank you so much for sharing your strategy. I never would have thought of this.

Isn't it the atropine, actually, in lomotil that causes issues?

I had Imodium, baby wipes, deodorant, mouthwash, a needle and thread, spot remover, band aids...a tampon, even though I wasn't due for my period. You know. Pretty much The Worrier's Wedding Day Kit.

See honestly that's why you wait for the second date at least before you do anything but suck dick.

Well, you don't have to have poop hole sex. I knew a guy who was a proud "swordfighter" and only had sex with other swordfighters. (Apparently this involves a bunch of smashing dicks together until you come.)

I packed Imodium on my wedding day. In case.

Ohmigod that GIF has me dying.