Frederick Langston in Control, the panopticon supervisor. Possibly the most ordinary person in that whole game, and every interaction and back story with him is hilarious. 

better box copy: One banana, two banana, three banana, GORE!

Gotta disagree on Lucas’ dad - that scene struck me as closer to jovial than anything.

You can’t see it but the exhaust pipes are actually clamped together via lego lipstick pieces. This is inside those exhaust pipes

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

D’oh! Thanks for explaining.

I wrote a much longer post in response to Dinky Earnshaw above, but essentially there’s a huge variety of puzzles in this game. There are a few areas in the game with a sequence of puzzles lined up which ends up having a bit of a homogenizing effect but in those cases those are “teaching” puzzles to inform you about…

You act as if they have to change everything for it to feel fresh. Im enjoying it because it’s like Fallout 3 and there’s not an abundance of new things to learn as you just explained what’s missing. For me, what you explained, that ruins series I like. Quit thinking everything has to be over intuitive for it to be…

Understandable, I still have a HUGE crush on her.

Have no idea if this is an original joke or not, but it’s new to me and I love you for it.

Gawd, will you people let it go already?

FaceBook is going to convert everything to JPEG, however if you are uploading a JPEG, which has compression artifacts already, it’ll get even WORSE once it’s converted to JPEG again. Uploading a lossless format would eliminate one pass through JPEG’s lossy compression.

It really is. The writing is childish and bad, and the plotting and characterization is almost as awful (it is better, however). The thing is, MGS is absolutely incredible, as a game, MGS2 is almost as good, and MGS3 is absolutely, breathtakingly incredible. MGS4 was dumb and freakishly easy (seriously, you’re never…

This guy’s Internet voice is AGGRAVATING. Guy: like, just speak. Like a human does. Please.

I wish criminal charges could be filed against those who waste all our time and resources on frivolous lawsuits. Jail time would be an excellent deterrent.

It’s a pretty cool plane:

Somewhere there’s another universe where the Arrow and the TSR-2 went on to rule the skies.

Last finished thing or last “anatomy lolwut” sketch? >__>