Yeah, me too. I imagined it like Andy Dwyer and Devon Banks just…interacting. That should be a show.

Or Ren & Stimpy

Shia, most former child stars have the good grace to get busted for coke and go to rehab. Cut the bullshit.

Bitches be trippin on my fine-ass Booles

Ok, I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines

Expressed as the conditional ∀(x:A) <-> x∈T

What's weird is the world of Lego is closer to reality than Fox New's vision of things.

I K RITE Isn't everything the WORST

"Simon, come and see this! Phil's head just exploded! Like a ham!"

"Hey cap, have a good weekend?"
"There was a fire in my house. It destroyed my photo albums of cherished memories."

What, no Chevy? Fuck this for a lark.
/sarcasm

Out of 5.0 or 10.0? Wait.

Alec Ei-fell-off-the-stage

MAKE ME. Also mea culpa

It's the ninetiest film ever made. It's terrible except for three things:
1) Malcolm McDowell
2) The soundtrack
3) Every other aspect of the movie.

No mention of Ice Cube playing a mutant Kangaroo in Tank Girl? Fo' SHAME

Maybe he'll be replaced by Poochie.
Catch you on the flipside, dudemeisters!

Before this video I had no idea I could watch a video with lesbians talking about sex and be really, really bored. Great job, INTERNET.

Reasonably.

Next week can I do the Hatesong? I'm almost as obscure as this guy and I have a really good one picked out.