Now I need a montage of Joshua smoking hemp and watching all the Hebrews get wasted while Fever Ray plays over it.

Everything about The Canyons stretches my love of BEE to breaking point.

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a…

Look, all he wants to do is wear his hat and retire. He's just phoning it in, so fuck your police procedural.

I think the bench should be the New LaGuerta. It can make statements to TV crews, speak unconvincing and irrelevant Spanish, and then Batista can sleep with it and it can break his heart. 
Also a bench would be able to solve a case once in a while.

I'm so glad somebody else can't bear the "unreliable narrator" bullshit.

I'm convinced he's Walter White.

As a stereotype of overbearing Cuban women? Seriously, LaGuerta was the Howard Wolowitz's Mother of Dexter.

No, fuck you! and also "Max rents, fights and fucks a turkey" could be a three-episode miniseries.

This cancellation is less of a mystery when you look at the tweets and see that one of their ideas was "Max rents a turkey". Is it possible to have a bankrupt imagination?

The one redeeming feature of Dexter is the contempt it's always showed its most irritating characters. Doakes was a dick, then boom! Jimmy Smits had happen to him what I always wanted to see on The West Wing. Jamie Murray sneered her way to getting killed in Paris. LaGuerta was so annoying I used to throw whatever was…

I'd rather a go-kart powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.