On a layover in a forgotten city, I had time to kill and thought, "Drive…that sounds like some Vin Diesel shit. I could doze through that."
I came out of the cinema feeling like I'd been punched in the face. To this day, Drive is the film I defend the most. It's pretty incredible.

Dude, let it go.

Haha…'story'.

People arguing about a joke about an offensive term out of context being offensive and denied by the person who said it while the original issue gets ignored is why I'm proud to be an American, dammit.

It's a show created by the Archer team called Frisky Dingo. Features a grumpy black guy called Mr Ford who rambles about anything. Well worth checking out!

I've never really forgiven WTC for not co-opting September 11th and breaking up that day.

The AV Club: There's A Kennedy Dick Limit

I'm not religious, but if I have to picture heaven it's going to be a bit like that. Dean Martin's propping up the bar while Sinatra flicks olives at him, etcetera.
As an aside, your avatar - is it a ref to a Modwheelmood album?

I….actually rather liked that.

WHAT KIND OF WEIRD BOYS FROM BRAZIL SHIT ARE THEY PULLING IN AUSTRALIA? I see the header and think, "hey, that's Nicole Kidman. No, wait, it's Naomi Watts. Hang on, who's Rachael Taylor?" Seriously, is Australia like The Island?

Right? I mean, if it's 5 o'clock somewhere, what does that mean for Gremlins?

While Bill Nye dances around in the background playing the accordion like Handsome Pete. Wait, this is a dream I had.

Haha, and he'd be all, "this isn't biologically possible!" and they'd be all, "om nom nom nom nom".

Breaking: Tyson declares Gremlins is, "full of holes, scientifically speaking".

I'm in the UK. America, keep Piers Morgan. We don't want him. He's a dickbag.

See also: Mark Hamill, Jake lloyd.

Your Booles give me serious Goedel.

Conclusion: under centrifugal stress, every human being looks like they're trying to shit out a phonebooth.

Philomena Cunk describing Broadchurch as "Doctor Who, but instead of Daleks a boy gets murdered" made my life complete.

"Peter, the next time you cross the road, don't bother looking."