The JDM one with the tach in middle and a sky-high redline is even better:

The O.G. Manic Pixie Dream Girl is Maude, from Harold and Maude. Here we have the archetype: a woman who is off kilter enters the life of a privileged man who needs to break out of stasis. He needs her more than she needs him, and he is forever changed by the experience and better for it, making her story all about his…

anything on the 300ZX tbh

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Audi-Allroad-leather-/112266581993?forcerrptr=true&hash=item1a239c17e9:g:sY8AAOSwt5hYY~QL&item=112266581993 

Edit: Ironically, this probably costs more than $2k.

Man, they’re going to kickass at Motherboy this year!

This is the thing that drives me nuts. A business owner will not add a single job unless he absolutely cannot possibly stretch his existing workforce any further to keep up with demand, nor should he. What business owner in his right mind would take on the financial liability of additional employees without…

We also have Google to remind us that the correct phrase is “case in point.” Swings in roundabouts, really.

But cheap knock off wheels would be better than the expensive ones, right?

this makes me worried about my recent Grand Cherokee purchase

“Dodge, Dart, Jeep, Chrysler, and Dodge.” - Patches O’Houlihan

Swedish ghosts make you assemble your own flat-pack coffin before killing you.

Sauvingon Blech.

It’s even manlier when you can get to your date on time, drive her home at 10 pm, and be at her door at 3 am for the booty call because your car ran whenever you wanted it to.

Exactly. Cars shouldn’t be safer, they should be the other way around. No airbags, no stability control. If you don’t know how to drive and wear a seat belt then that’s just your fault.

For fuck’s sake.

When asked to comment on the precious, the Clinton campaign responded “And now at last it comes. You will give me the Presidency freely! In place of the Orange Fascist you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow…

“The things I’m gonna do for my country...”

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.