I love this movie.

I’m rooting for Scooter Remover despite their shitty practices. 

I am nearly 100% certain we’ll have a new civil war over this. Unlike the last one, there won’t be defined borders.

“Basically, it let’s you pull the trigger once and empty an entire clip lickity split”.

So the only ‘shooting’ was done by the police. News reports are now say the guy used a car and a knife, but that doesn’t carry the same cache as a “Active Shooter”.

Yes a lack of safety was normal back then - and a lot more people died back then too.

Another IT guy here. Same. We have monitoring tools in place, but not once have we ever actually needed or wanted to bother using them. If people think you’re not being productive, you should be more worried about management and HR, not IT. We couldn’t give a shit less what sites you’re browsing as long as your shitty…

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

Is this for real? This has to be a joke, right? WTF did I just read?

seriously? i know a ton of people, myself included, who often have a pocket knife on their person.

It was Studebaker Treated Petroleum, before Andy Granatelli bought it.

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

Wasn’t Mahi historically known as Dolphin and the Mahi name is recent because of people reacting like that? I remember them eating dollphin in Kon-Tiki and finding out it was the fish, not the mammal.

If you want to be specific, Onan was killed by the Jewish GuyOfDoom; the Christians happened to take that story as well.

Not derived, but bases on the same concept. There was this guy in that popular weird Christian book of stories by the name of Onan, who pulled out last minute out of his brother’s wife and was killed for that by that Christian GuyOfDoom, because it was tradition to knock up your bro’s wife if he was dead and that Doom…

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

1 bowel movement a day, like clockwork. TYVM.

I escaped the middle east in 84 with my parents w/ just our clothes and some small amount of gold to start a new life. I wish regular Joe/Jane American could travel to Europe/Asia/Middle East and see what the hell is going on. There will be far less bitching about stupid shit once you discover that we Americans are…

You want to see moderate and sane Muslims that treat their women like equals, the Kurds. Everyone is scared of them (Iran, Iraq, UAE, Syria, Turkey etc.) because they have a very liberal view on religion and for the most are secular. They can drink alcohol and have western views in regards to women's rights. I am not…

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?