Yeah, just reading that pitch made me shake my head. They got exactly what was pitched, regardless of how many did or did not read it and did or did not think someone else would notice how fucked up it was.

I stopped buying Snuggle brand fabric softener because I was binge-watching a show OnDemand, and they literally just played the same commercial every break. The same one, which, the very FIRST time I watched it, made me want to puncture my ear drums to avoid Snuggle Bear’s insanely annoying voice.

I have a good friend who is perpetually broke. If I ask him to go do something, I’m picking up the tab 90 percent of the time. And I don’t care at all, because I am fortunate enough to be able to afford it, and fuck, it’s just money. Money is a hell of a lot easier to make than a good friend.

Hindsight being 20/20, if the Blues lose Game 7, whichever goalie Hitchcock starts will have been the wrong one and the aneurysm will still happen.

There is always a market for minorities who say what white people want to hear. Jason Whitlock has a job for the same reason Ben Carson had a presidential campaign.

Good thing it was a van & not a Mustang, then.

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

Bulls in six? What a fucking joke. If they played today the Warriors might lose one game, two max. I mean most of the Bulls players are in their fifties now for Christ’s sake.

“I’ve been proven not guilty.”*

Michelle Akers was 5 times the player Abby was... Her goals per game average destroys Wambach

Goodell’s only job is to be the league’s sin-eater. He accepts all the anger and blame that should be directed to the league. That way, people don’t feel guilty about contributing to an exploitive organization because they feel like they have one specific bad actor to blame for all its problems. That’s another…

this is first time Mark Landsberger has ever been mentioned on the Internet.

Is this a real opinion or is the joke that you know the reputations of d-league refs?

1.) She tied her career high today, didn’t set a career high
2.) She’s not the tallest player on Washington’s team. There are three players on their roster that are taller.
3.) Washington plays the winner of Syracuse and Tennessee, not Texas.

And you would LOVE IT, because you clearly have a fan-martyr complex.
You’d be able to further entrench yourself in the opinion that you’re better fans than everyone else. And the hatred you receive...and the way you rise above it just proves that.

If douchebag fans like you didn’t exist, Deadspin wouldn’t run those…

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Ya gotta call out idiocy or else people will believe it and be led astray. Look at how many poor sad college kids take up Ayn Rand, misled by the fact that her books are placed on the same shelf with the other philosophy books, which makes them think her ideas are something to be taken seriously. And then you wind up…