I turn 29 in February and this scenario of sudden, out of the blue, catastrophic illness scares the hell out of me.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

Carolina is 7-1

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Seriously, you don’t need to be a lawyer to “answer” questions like this. Author picks one of two options: 1. Snide asshole non-answer 2. “check your state laws and talk to an actual lawyer.” This feature seems like trolling the audience, to be honest.

“OK, please don’t do that.” - Ask a Lawyer

How many drinks did you have before writing this column?

How many columns can you expect when you don’t attempt to actually answer any questions?

“Ask a Lawyer” is the worst idea ever. Any lawyer worth a shit would say: “Interesting, but the answer depends on a lot of information I don’t have and where you are located.”

So my Georgia peach was just adhering to the law of the land, and all that time, just thought she was a selfish witch.

I suspect he wouldn’t have called if the tip had been good. They were dicks, he’s a dick. No heroes here.

Except the server would not have given a fuck about the DUI if the tip had been satisfactory. I’m fine with calling the cops but it’s not as though the server was just looking out for society for society’s sake in this case.

Color me the bad guy here. Of course those people were a danger and the right thing to do was calling the cops — but if the server had gotten a $30 tip on a $60 check, that wouldn’t have happened. Getting stiffed was the catalyst for this, not doing the right thing.

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?

Good point...I even found a generator.

It’s VW clean diesel.