Counterpoint: Pearl Jam rules.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

this was good. it wasn’t great. i mean, it didn’t blow me away. this was pretty normal. it was fine.

Not to mention an amphibious rodent within city...that ain’t legal either Dude.

The truck isn’t taking two spaces though, look carefully, the space left to the truck has a charity thing.

If you’re an NBA player with a cat, or if you are an NBA player’s cat, make yourself known.

Lebron’s 4-2 record tops Jordan’s 0-6 record. GOAT

Guinea pig.........yum!

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams...But Diesel can.

Still, there are good bulldogs:

Wahoo! May I present to you the Virginia Cavalier King Charles Spaniels?

Rembert.

He might have had more, but he ran out of fingers to count them on.

Jeter.

That still exists because Floyd can’t read.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.