Drug-free? When did caffeine stop being a drug?

Actually, her fashion line is on point. She has excelled at that. There’s nothing low-end about it.

Well, it’s not unsafe or anything, but it remains a bad idea. Here is the real reason it is dumb to sautee with olive oil. The reason you want to use olive oil is because of the flavor, that is why you buy it and why you buy extra virgin and why you pay more. So, the moment the oil gets around 190 degrees you destroy…

He was heralded as a “good feminist” for years; if you spoke ill of him for any reason even prior to the allegations being more publicized, you’d be run out of town for alienating an ally or whatever. It was completely fucked up.

Documentary filmmaker here...why oh why didn’t they lock up the GD release forms? Your film lives and dies by those forms. Every project I work one, when there are releases involved, they get filed and stored securely off site. To prevent exactly this sort of thing from happening.

Oh, you’re more than welcome. Say “hi” to Jay-Z for me”

*nitpicks woman’s every move since she was a teenager

I’m about 2 steps from white trash, so I guess that’s why I don’t see a problem. As long as they ain’t chomping, who gives a shit.

I have literally never heard this in my life. But then, I have dry mouth and drink a lot of coffee, so I chew gum frequently because I kind of assume no one wants to smell my nasty unminted breath. Who knew my attempts at being courteous marked me as some sort of uncouth peasant!

Chewing gum is low class? Okay

When I was much, much younger, I used a lot of drugs. One time I lost consciousness as a result and woke up hours later in several puddles of bodily fluids. The “friends” who were with me had just left me there to die. That taught me that not everyone you think is your friend, really is.

Let Aretha Franklin be your guide in ALL things.

Because bisexuality and monogamy are mutually exclusive? Would you have married him if you knew he was bisexual, but also that he wanted to be monogamous?

I am not saying that this book had a profound impact on 8th-grade-in-1984 me, but I will admit to announcing to my mother that I changed my name to “Lace” and I embroidered said name on all my shirts a la capital “L” in “Laverne and Shirley.”

Wrestling is the most democratic sport, you can get in for 5 buck, most of the time bring your own beer... You get to yell at guys fighting each others and not have a single remorse. You can go with a fucking kfc bucket and a case of Pabst and feel no shame. Yeah someone who never went to a small wrestling joint may…

Well snarked, my friend.

I live in Appalachia (““ah,” not “aye,” or I’m gonna make your perform Appalachio on me, son!”), and I see ads for “WASP League Extreme Wrestling” from time to time.

*hands over a folding chair*

You should open a ski slope on your nose, what with all that snobby looking down on people for having fun their own way.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?