“Their inferior and ineffective vaccines, which caused three times more hospitalization than measles did”

which is why only one Republican voted for this?

So, you need to open the email to confirm. Meaning you are looking at your phone or computer anyway. Meaning you could have just ordered whatever on your phone.

Remind me to never raise my arm again for any reason. But, you are right, that guy is probably a fucking Nazi.

This is specious at best. What a lazy post.

To be clear: I consider you racist if you poke your finger in my chest while calling me a nigger. That undoubtedly makes you racist.

How in the hell are your kids going to put the socks on if they don’t have a hole?! 

Scott is using the time-honored technique of selecting a very narrow Y-Axis range to make his point. Here is the same data plotted on a scale of 0-100%.

so when i say “some have suggested dark matter” in an article, i’m not just making shit up. instead, there’s usually some theory paper that says something to the effect of, “here’s our idea for a particle that could explain the mystery we call dark matter, and we should expect the following characteristic signature in…

Please tell me he was homeless and that police found the bike at his currently squatting location. Because I can’t grok the idea that he was really a burglar that was this stupid. It’d make more sense to me if he was a beggar and instead of aggressively asking for food he’s been asking for wifi.

Ryan, you’re a breath of hope at Gizmodo right now. Congrats on consistently putting out great stuff at a time this site has become a shadow of its former self with a lot of sub-par content.

I humbly submit that it is die-like shaped.

Man, I hate the way they photoshop the hell out of these things! — here’s the original unretouched photo:

Yes it was.

Ya, just like having regulations on what a street legal car is, is a slippery slope to taking away our cars altogether. Registering your car today means tomorrow they’ll demand safety checks, then after that they’ll make you take some sort of test just to be able to drive it. Then before you know it they’ll take it…

It’s ok. I don’t and they aren’t.

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

Cheeto: “it’s like the Secret Service, always on overtime. Sad! OK well pay them. No wait, don’t. Old habits die hard. Die Hard 2! I liked dat dere moovie. Moo! The cow says ‘moo.’ Antifa bad, alt-right doubleplusgood.”

If they get stopped by a stick on the moon, it will be the biggest discovery in the history of space travel.

You gotta admit, being pregnant is a great alibi for throwing up constantly while making a Zack Snyder DC movie.