jamesglick75
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jamesglick75

As an Eagles fan, I rooted for the Giants not once but twice. Maybe, maybe, maybe I could pull for the Pats if they played Dallas. Other than that, no way!

I’m guessing that if you’ve been working for Walmart for 20 years and haven’t broken into management, your marketable skill set is pretty limited. A cool G when you take home <$300 a week is probably not so bad.

Pretty much that entire set is absolutely fantastic. I’d never heard of the Vaselines or Leadbelly before that Winter Break night in a mostly abandoned town my freshman year in college. Before the MTV Unplugged appearance I was mostly take it or leave it on Nirvanna as I was into much heavier stuff, but that set was

Gruden and logic being next to each other in a sentence is hilarious. He is officially the new Madden. I can almost hear him saying, “Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.” 

Um...nope. Fact check! A regular season NFL roster is 53 men, of which only 46 can dress for a game.

Full disclosure: I HATE the rule and totally agree it should be the way you say it. However, it’s not and it’s actually pretty clear.

Even better - pay cash. I was 19 when my car got totaled and I was left holding a bill for $3,300 and no car (what’s gap insurance?). I’ve paid cash for every single car I’ve owned for over 20 years. They haven’t all had things like radios or floorboards and more than one was worth less than the tires I put on them,

I have my own very simple definition of sport. If it is illegal to lower your shoulder and forcefully knock your opponent on his or her butt, then it isn’t a sport. There are some issues with this, granted - like boxing is out while baseball is (occasionally) in - but overall, it works for me.

Number of reviews absolutely tells you something though. It tells you the reliability of the star rating. One 5 star review is not necessarily indicative of product quality. 10,234 reviews averaging 4.5 is.  

Aside from a vocal minority of very delusional fanatics, no, we’re not.

People still have radios that are not in their cars?

I agree that should be their default position, but there is a slight flaw in that it requires the team to have a review left. With all the terrible calls that go down, if the officials always erred on the side of let it stand and get reviewed, coaches would be running out by halftime.

In what universe is Trump likely to be a willing participant of scaling back presidential powers while he’s the one in office? If anything, I bet we’ll see the continued expansion of executive powers that started with FDR. Many think Obama abused his power with his executive orders. I think you ain’t seen nothing

Could have used this week 3.

Nope! Wrong! I care! I care about you and your fantasy team. 23 years into playing fantasy football, you get 3 minutes a day to talk about your pretend team made up of guys you’re jealous of. Minute 4 gets you a knee to the face, but 3 minutes is cool.

I heard you can also buy 100% authentic Trump University diplomas for only $35,000.

Well duh! Cuse readin jist ain’t ‘Merican you libtard!

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