Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

I don’t even know who that is. A quick google search, and I still don’t know who that is.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

What’s so elusive about the gay gene? My grandfather was an identical twin. All sets of children/grandchildren descending from both of them are 50% gay/lesbian/bi. Everytime a cousin has a couple of kids, one of them will be LGB.

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

“Harmony exists for no other reason than to make her owner happy.”

What’s with everyone using the “shitty family camera from the 90s” filter all of the sudden?

Harry Style is so woke, it’s almost unbelievable. [ONTD]

Of all the things you can by online. clothing to me, is one you really need to try on in person. Yes, you can order it & return it if it isn’t right. However, that is a lot more hassle than schlepping to a B&M location and making sire something fits right before spending money on it. I imagine a good amount of online…

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.

you almost feel a little bit sad for Melania

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

Huh I thought we were finally over being shitty to Anne Hathaway

You know, I thought this woman was crazy and wrong from the beginning. Then I heard the backstory, which the Stranger doesn’t even really dip into because it doesn’t fit the narrative that they want to drive with 15 sentences beginning with White Supremacy. Frankly, the Stranger staff is being a giant dick.

Starvation of civilians as a method of warfare is pretty universally regarded as a war crime, including in the US.

Unstable? We have Donald Trump as President and already have nuked one country and invaded countless others without UN approval.

Buggrit. Dang the twigger f’r’a a bang at the fusel, and shrimp, ‘cos the worm’s on the other boot! See if I don’t. Millenium hand and shrimp, I sez.