But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

Trump couldve spent 3 weekends at Mar-a-lago with that!! Sad.

Man you’ve obvi never been to Dubai. or Beirut. or Cairo. Or Istanbul. That all have thriving fashion industies. But all arabs are the same, we’re all al-Qaeda. Yep.

Hot take: it’s fucking ridiculous to have a fashion magazine in a region where women are put to death for wearing the fashions. Like, there’s bigger stuff to do over there.

I am literally sitting here on my couch waiting for someone to “kidnap” me and take me to a spa for two weeks. Come at me, kidnappers! And also someone babysit my toddler.

That was great, but this was also memorable-

You cracked the case! All the deaf people got together when the rest of us weren’t looking (except maybe the blind people because you know they’re a bunch of sneaky fucks), and decided they would organize an all-deaf Improv Everywhere skit where they would send 18 volunteers to a Rhode Island movie theater at the same…

You’re absolutely right!! Why would deaf people want to see a remake of a classic Disney movie?! They couldn’t possibly enjoy that. Also, why would they travel in large groups? I doubt they can follow more than one sign language conversation at a time. They should stick to pairs, or 4 people max. I’m sure they don’t…

Exactly. How is this any different than a big group of friends going to a sports bar and asking for them to put a particular game on? 

Or they were from a group of Deaf people? Like the ones my friends belong to because they learn sign language and other skills necessary for deaf people together. Not everything is a conspiracy.

I don’t get it. Is your argument that deaf people should have to go individually, in pairs or in small groups? If this was planned, so what? If this is activism/protest by their community, GOOD.

I wish the Freedom of Information Act applied to Pepsi. I’d love to know how many people passed before they got to Kendall.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

Someone needs to remind Madonna that she’s about as woke as a Snorlax on quaaludes.

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

Church ran.

They are to blame. Telling children god hates them and will deny them their rightful place by his side for something they had no control over is heinous and callous. They will change when they get tired of dead children or we finally ensure separation of church and state.

Man, you guys owe this woman a 50-page apology. I don’t know why anybody hates her— someone didn’t like the sincerity level of a speech she gave and that’s why so many years of public abuse and loathing? Or something? But she sounds 10x smarter & more self-aware & more gracious than any writer here, in any event.

She always seems super nice and her advocacy for LGBT+ and women’s rights is pretty damn awesome. I still don’t understand where the hate came from.

Never got the hatred focused on Anne Hathaway? I have always liked her. I have zero problems with her and have pretty much enjoyed all of her movies.