Sure, “cop buddies” will gladly risk their jobs and illegally cordon off a residential street in broad daylight so their tool bag friend can conduct a road test with his tool bag truck. /s

Too late.

Kids these days. Bunch of dumbasses. We GenX and before were smart enough to not video ourselves doing illegal shit and show it off to the world. Hard to say “cop didn’t see it, I didn’t do it” when there is video on the Internet of your dumb ass doing it.

The CyberCucks are doubling down on stupid. This electrified hooligan comes hot on the heels of the big brain who discovered his wank panzer won’t fit his apartment complex garage.

And they would've gotten away with it if their friend was not an ego tripping blabbermouth too.

So he’s a douche tool and a snitch. Nice.

I’d be shocked if there were more than a few of those rollin’ around on his base, so I guess maybe he’ll have the added shame of this story getting around to go along with the one of owning that crappy looking thing.

Have fun with your new toy, but don't post increminating evidence or paint yourself as a douche.

I absolutely believe his cop friends closed the streets, they just didn’t do it officially. They pulled up to the relevant intersections, parked and turned away traffic for 15 mins under color of authority, even if they had none, and then left when their friend was done and none of the people turned away had any…

“Objection, Your Honor!”

“Ya think maybe I was smart enough to reach out to my cop buddies and let em know I was conducting a road test and they have cordoned off the area for me? Nice try buttercup.”

No, buttercup, I don’t, because if you’d done that then you wouldn’t have deleted the video.

a pox on his pinkies

This guy is a Captain in the USAF and he just now discovered power steering?

Trump supporter with a cybertruck finally learns about power steering.

Installation Commander: “Buttercup? Oh hell no, hold my beer. Suspended base license 2 years, because I said so. That nice pilot job? I’ve lost trust in you. Lets put that on hold as well.” Because I said so.

The pinky turn is so cringe lol

“Nice try buttercup.”

Funny, not a cop in sight on that street they “cordoned off” for their friend.

“Police tell the news outlet that they aren’t able to cite Wallace for speeding based on the video”

Air Force has higher standards than you do Buttercup! It’s crunch time Captain