Tacky as fuck.

If it’s as good in person as the photos, NP all day

It’s clean, unmolested, and if it can survive an up close and personal inspection by some tech who’s qualified, definitely a Nice Price.

What the hell.

If this think could make it to Vermont, you could flip it for 5-figures in a day.

You say this like it’s a criticism but I have it on good authority from a certain sociopathic billionaire that inconsistent panel gaps are a mark of quality.

ND to me. I’d rather have this 2015 Honda Fit for CAD$9500... which has better safety, more features, about the same performance, better fuel economy and a more practical body style:

No Deal- He should be charging LS

I can’t tell if the kids on boards are all going  to check on Captain Fucknuts over there, or to give him the endless, withering shit he deserves, and that only teenagers can dish out. 

I am glad that he didn’t kill a kid who was using the park properly.  

Every motorcycle rider thinks they're way cooler than they are

This guy is a huge asshole!!! You don’t take motorized vehicles on a park designed for something else. Don’t f@*k up the skate park for those who we’re trying to keep from damaging property by shredding around town.

“I wanted a dirt bike but my wife said no.”

More like lucky he’s not the laughing stock of the funeral home.

They need to put his picture up next to a gif of this, and have it play on repeat everywhere in that town. 

So, I’m going to be “that guy’ and disagree with most of this list.

Old boomers hold them to a level that makes them seem like they’re street legal top fuel dragsters, and they are absolutely not. A big 400+ cubic inch V8 that makes an advertised 350+ horsepower until you realize that was measured without and accessories or even a transmission hooked up. Then add a 3 speed auto or 4…

The E34 is actually better looking.

I don’t get the style of answer where the ‘overrated’ is based on how cars 50 years later are better.

Probably the most beautiful sedan ever made. And I say probably and not definitely because the E38 is right up there.