Wait... so Sapp just pissed on her floor? Or like in a garbage can? WTF is that?

One of my company’s core values is “InnovACT.” *shudder*

It’s “mea culpa” you head ass

My coworker sneezed, just yesterday, and he looked at me and said “Aren’t you going to bless me?” And I responded “Sorry I haven’t been certified in blessings, so I don’t bless anyone.” :P

this is my all time fav

Iron Man tattoo guy is the worst. You’re already uninteresting and unoriginal so just put that stupid tattoo on your calf like everyone else. Or you could just put your dull “140.6" bumper sticker on your car and leave it at that

Hey All,

Fuck Sam Adams and the horse he rode in on

OMG LOL PPL STILL PLAY THIS??

Actually most defensive metrics have Keon well below average defensively as well. Fielding percentage, total fielding runs, and runs saved are all below league average or worse for CF. Dude often takes terrible routes, makes errors out of routine plays, and his arm is MEH.

what about that time he raped a chick?

I already have my email to the FCC drafted in case he chooses to kiss someone on draft day.

This shit has all the fake excitement of the “somebody hold me back” NBA non-brawl and some sort of ancient queer mating ritual. GTFOH with this shit

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this guy does not fuck

try reading the fucking article

No.

I also shared this article with your wife