anyone that refers to them as the “cubbies” needs to be dragged out back and have the shit kicked out of them

The Heat also have Marino retired, but yeh Jordan is worse

Fat Nat’s Eggs is one of the best breakfast joints I’ve come across in all my years.  So good

yeh... well, the jerk store called and they’re all out of YOU!

fight me

my bad, I wrote the tweet when I was drunk 

The ONLY good thing about Crystal/New Hope area was Fat Nat’s Eggs. Idk if I’ll ever find a better breakfast joint in all my life. I miss it hard.

dude my grandma knits afghans. it keeps us human garbage nice n toasty in the winter time 

She actually became a lesbian a couple years after we hooked up. But I have boned my best friend’s sister too, if that’s the angle you were going for

I would say 75% of the time it’s a good ride, 25% of the time I get on one and throw caution to the wind and up alienating my friends and family. So your assessment is correct

Hey! Thanks for the questions. So I went to grad school at Carlson (EVER HEARD OF IT?) but worked at Polaris on the west side of the city. The first bar I was booted from was the Corner Pub near CSOM. The second bar that wouldn’t serve me was this shit hole in New Hope, where I lived. It’s called Pub 42 now, but I…

I live in Dallas :)

I’m real baby!

Thank you

100% true.  Which part do you question?

Thank you for the kind words

Hi I’m Ben.  Which part don’t you believe?

I made it!!  #FeelsGoodMan 

What about SUPERMARKET SWEEP??

Don’t forget they still have the roomba at point guard